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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

“Who's there?”
“The Time Traveller”
“The Time Traveller who?”
*Knock, knock*

My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.

BADUMPUM.

There once was a lady named Bright
Who traveled much faster than light
She departed one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night
Posted by mcody
At 02:50AM on 05/20/12
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