There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
“The Time Traveller”
“The Time Traveller who?”
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.
There once was a lady named Bright
Who traveled much faster than light
She departed one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night